What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Then let's have some coffee

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : I'm 24.

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : I don't drink

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

He : Tea ?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Because it's month of August.

Mario Kart World wouldn’t be in the running for Game of the Year even if it was perfect - polygon.com

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Thank you.

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

What exactly is the boundary men should follow while looking at girls so they don't call them perverts?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

Me : No

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

When does a woman know she is cumming?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Sure.